Dagens Karen Walker

[Anna Lovinda]

JACK: You okay, Kare? You haven't touched your Jack-accino.

KAREN: Yeah, I am fine. It's just this song. Stan always puts it on whenever we're making love. Or as I like to call it, being trapped under rubble.

[Anna Lovinda]

KAREN: Oh, Jackie, look at all this food. We are so blessed.

JACK: I know. There are poor people who dream their whole lives of a meal like this.

KAREN: [GASPS] Honey, I know what we should do. Let's take a picture of us eating and show it to them.

JACK: Wow, Karen, you are like a female Jesus.

[Anna Lovinda]

"You know that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think you're going to see a feel-good movie about amphetamines and then suddenly you're on a bus?!" (about the movie Speed)

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: [on hiring Jack to play a straight man in a commercial] No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space!

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: We should spend some time together.

Rosario: I don't drink.

[Bertha]

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: Why did I agree to cook for Stan? I must have been sober. That won't happen again.

[Gjest Anonymous]

Takk skal du ha Anna Lovinda!!

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: Well honey, look on the bright side.

Grace: What bright side?

Karen: Jeez Honey it's just an expression.

[Marianne]

Ja Karen Walker har mange fine kommentarer ja

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: You know what else is sad? Poor people who have dreams.

[Pause]

Karen: Well that's not sad as much as it is extremely funny.

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: She's getting too big for her boots.

Rosario: Someone should punch her in the neck.

Karen: Hey! that isn't very ladylike

Rosario: With an open fist.

Karen: That's my girl!!

[Suzy]

Går Will & Grace noe sted fremdeles???

Hvilken kanal og når (om noen vet)

Suz

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: Grace that blouse hurts like a hangover.

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: [to Will] Oh honey, I have a fake laugh with your name written all over it.

[Anna Lovinda]

Dr. Osher: Mrs. Walker? I have some news about your husband.

Karen: Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I looking at a future filled with loneliness and memories of better days, or is Stan gonna die?

Dr. Osher: Mrs. Walker, the test results came back, and it seems your husband didn't have a heart attack at all--

Karen: Oh, thank God.

Dr. Osher: But rather, acute angina.

Karen: Heh. You've got a lot of nerve, coming on to me while my husband is dying. Wow.

[Gjest Anonymous]

: But rather, acute angina.

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: Honey, are you still doing the gay thing? Wait, wait, wait. Let me do a little test...Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent, and it's on fire. Which do you save?

Will: Why are they in a tent?

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen: You know I had a dream once. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh look, my dream came true

[Will is wearing an Abercrombie like shirt]

Karen: Oh, Will, there was someone in the elevator asking for you. Oh, yes, it was your youth it wants its shirt back.