Michael Henrik Wynns skrivedagbok

[SVK]

God jul!

[Michaelhe]

The doors to the emergency ward are flung back open, a team of paramedics rush a bed through the entrance. There is murmuring everywhere, the nurses are confused. Something like this has never happened before. What should they do?

The bed moves down the corridor at great speed towards the operating room, and everywhere curious doctors and nurses pop out to see the celebrity. Heavy breathing, drips, extra bottles are brought in from cold storage, hard heels click and clatter against polished floors.

There on the operating table, finally, lay the notorious dr Mengele, ready for his bypass. Suddenly everyone turns, and falls quiet as the masked surgeon enters and preps. Then he lifts his hands, rubber gloves are strapped on and he approaches the unconscious psychopath holding a scalpel, its sterile steel glimmering in white light. As the sharp edge makes the first incision, small viscous drops of blood appear, and are quickly removed:

Drops of sweat are wiped from the forehead of the chief surgeon who suddenly whispers to the nurse:

“It is very important that you that you learn to that quickly, nurse, because at THIS hospital we provide only one type of treatment: the very best.”

Endret 21. januar av Michaelhe

[Michaelhe]

“When Ibsen’s Nora married Hitler”, a poem by Michael Henrik Wynn

There you are, you creep,
In polished boots and mighty uniform,
smiling while all those Jewish mothers weep
Well, let me tell you something:

I fiddle and nit in my lonely chair
while you worship dislikes.
Am I to believe that you do not even care
for the only creature to ever love you?

Well, Mein Fuhrer,
dismiss my dinner, if you dare!
What do I care if the front has fallen?
What does it mean to me that parliament is dissolved?

There will always be another invasion!
There will always be something else to gas!

Your Wolf’s Lair stinks of other women!
While armies march, OUR time is running out
because I don’t believe one word
of Himmler’s excuses! Not ONE word!

So this is it, Mein Fuhrer,
Our own Reichstag is burning,
and I am moving to Buenos Aires.
Forthwith!

“But, mein libeling….”

[Michaelhe]

 

[Michaelhe]

I re-recorded my first translation from Norwegian and added AI video. You can what a game changer Ai is. The audio track is, however, just myself.  

 

[Michaelhe]

An audiobook produced by historyradio.org. Michael Henrik Wynn reads "A Tale of the Sea" by Alexander Kielland (1849-1906), one of the most famous Norwegian realist writers of the nineteenth century.

he live stream of the Historyradio.org 24/7 literary net radio stream is available online at the website, or via phone apps.

[Michaelhe]

Jeg har gitt denne ut som ebok også: 

https://ebok.no/lydboker/ukategorisert/where-an-anchor-drops-alexander-kielland-9788785262233/

ISBN 9788785262233

 

Endret 28. mars av Michaelhe

[Michaelhe]

I have quite a lot of fun ridiculing conservatives. But in order to be fair, here i am ridiculing liberals like myself. This character I have even named after myself in order to make it clear. We all have flaws and weaknesses, and most of us know this very well. The jokes are-the way I see it- old. So it is a sort of aggregation of prejudices. The image is Ai generated. But I am the narrator. 

 

[Michaelhe]

Fair trial

A judge- after having seen several documentaries on inadequate reparations in the wake of the slave trade and the conquest of the New World -has ruled that several surviving pharmaceutical CEOs should be sentenced to weekly injections of thalidomide and DDT. He got the idea, he said, after “reading a book about a medieval arsonist who was subsequently burnt at the stake”. He has also suggested that drug pushers be administered heroine, that those who beat their wives should be regularly beaten themselves and that pedophiles be gang raped. “Only if we make the punishment fit the crime can fairness be achieved”, he told the press. “How can they complain? The charges were specified in the indictment, they had legal counsel, and no heroine was administered, nor any man gang raped, until AFTER a lengthy appeal process!!”

 

Endret 22. juni av Michaelhe