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[Gjest Tex]

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes

to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo

a

series of tests.

The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital

and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor," says the voice

on

the

phone.

"We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an

extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H.

"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"

"It's a combination of Gonorrhoea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the

doctor.

"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"

"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes,

and pita bread," says the doctor, matter-of-factly.

"Will that cure me?"

"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit

under the door."