HARD WORK vs. ASS KISSING

[Gjest gjest1]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[Suzy]

Ah - endelig er sannheten matmatisk bevist

[Gjest Anonymous]

...så når du har skjønt poenget 110 %, mysan, betyr dét altså...

[Suzy]

Damn close to asskissing :o - pfft - you wish Trøffel

[Gjest gjest1]

 

...så når du har skjønt poenget 110 %, mysan, betyr dét altså...

...that you're somewhere between bullshit and asskissin', dearest Trøffel

Hvilken ære at du faktisk tar deg bryet med litt asskissing.... eller er det jeg som bedriver dette? :o