En telefonsamtale

[Sandman]

The phone rings:

((( ring )))

((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))

***pick up***

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with

Uncle Frank,"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't

got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with

Mommy, right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put

down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the

bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank

that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the

phone. "Well,I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with

no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she

tripped over the rug and went flying out the front

window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he

was all scared and he jumped out the back window

into the swimming pool ....but he must have forgot

that last week you took out all the water to clean it,

so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's

all real dead too."

***long pause***

***more pause****

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039..?

[Gjest Kveldsvisitt]

UPS !!

[Suzy]

[Kreps]

[Sandra]

[Gjest Virvel]

[Gjest mattahara]

[Gjest Anonymous]

[bippbipp]

[Arwen]

[Gjest Anonymous]

Godt sagt!

[chimp]

Nei, nå syns jeg dere blir irriterende morsomme for en gangs skyld!!! :o

[Såpebobla]

:o

[Gjest glamourgirl]

Fnis

[LilleBille]

Uff da

[Gjest Tex]

:o

Slenger meg på den jeg!

*holder hånda foran munnen*