- jeg vil bli bjørn i mitt neste liv -

[Edie]

In this life I'm a woman

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate

You do nothing but sleep for six months

I could deal with that

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid

I could deal with that too

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping,

and wake til partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business

You swat everyone who bothers your cubs

if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too

I could deal with that

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess bodyfat

Yup... gonna be a bear! :blunke:

[Gjest Meg]

Me too

[Titti72]

Bear? Yeah!!

[Edie]

og dere har gjort dagens gode gjerning? :blunke:

ubesvarte innlegg tror jeg plutselig ble en populær funksjon..