I was thinking.....

7. oktober 2003

I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those pagers

that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one, so I'm wearing my

garage door opener......

7. oktober 2003

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people

didn't like me anyway.....

7. oktober 2003

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on

beer cans.....

7. oktober 2003

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have

something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.....

7. oktober 2003

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping

Rust'.....

7. oktober 2003

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease . . . that's when your

chest is falling into your drawers.

7. oktober 2003

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have

you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

7. oktober 2003

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons

and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

7. oktober 2003

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case

of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

7. oktober 2003

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we

supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their

pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while

they deliver the mail?

7. oktober 2003

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more

as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for

their finals.

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