Hvilke facebook statuser irriterer deg mest?

[AnonymBruker]

Hvor?

Skirve feil = Skrivefeil

forbudt og skrive = forbudt å skrive

2 burde i denne sammenhengen skrives "to"

De bør erstattes med dem

[Mynona]

"nå går jeg i butikken for å handle mat og sånn"

ÅÅÅJAAA... det var en spennende status du...

[Spitz]

Har ei på facebook som klager OFTE, og hun avslutter det meste med at andre syter så mye, vi har nemlig ingenting å syte for, for hun har hatt det verst av ALLE, så vi andre kan bare klappe igjen. Blir sjukt provosert av sånne statuser.

Og folk som skriver "buss - byen - trening - jobb - kjæresten - hjem"

Jeg driter da en lang marsj i hva folk skal hele dagen. Uinteressant spam.

[Gjest ThatWoodcut]

‎3 år: "Mamma, jeg elsker deg"

12 år: "Whatever mamma !!"

16 år: "Moren min er så irriterende"

18 år: "Jeg har lyst til å flytte hjemmefra !"

25 år: "Mor du hadde rett"

30 år: "Jeg vil hjem til mamma igjen"

50 år: "Jeg vil ikke miste moren min"

70 år: "Jeg vil gjøre ALT for å få mamma tilbake"

Du har kun en mor! Kopier denne her statusen hvis du respekterer og elsker din mor!

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Ikke en status, men fortsatt irriterende:

IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE!

LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99 %

ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (: Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

[rox]

Skirve feil = Skrivefeil

forbudt og skrive = forbudt å skrive

2 burde i denne sammenhengen skrives "to"

De bør erstattes med dem

Takk for svar. Men synes ærlig talt dette var pirk, selv om jeg i utgangspunktet irriterte meg over skrivefeil. Menmen, vi er da på KG!

[AnonymBruker]

Skitten oppvask viser at jeg gir familien min mat. Er søppelbøtten full viser det at jeg rydder opp. Et skittent gulv viser at jeg lar ungene leke og ha det gøy. Hauger med rene klær viser at jeg vasker klær. Et vått bad viser at jeg vasker mine barn. Så neste gang du går inn i mitt hus og ser bare rot. Tenk to ganger før du dømmer!!

Fra en alenemor som er veldig opptatt av at ingen skal dømme henne. De pleier være det

[Mynona]

Skitten oppvask viser at jeg gir familien min mat. Er søppelbøtten full viser det at jeg rydder opp. Et skittent gulv viser at jeg lar ungene leke og ha det gøy. Hauger med rene klær viser at jeg vasker klær. Et vått bad viser at jeg vasker mine barn. Så neste gang du går inn i mitt hus og ser bare rot. Tenk to ganger før du dømmer!!

Fra en alenemor som er veldig opptatt av at ingen skal dømme henne. De pleier være det

Oh no... jeg har ikke barn!! Hva med mine skitne gulv og våte bad?? Har ingen å skylde på jeg

[AnonymBruker]

Oh no... jeg har ikke barn!! Hva med mine skitne gulv og våte bad?? Har ingen å skylde på jeg

Du får lage en bitter variant der du hinter til at folk dømmer deg fordi du ikke har barn;) Om hvor fantastisk livet som barnløs er!

Nå er det vår barnløse sin tur til å komme med sånne evneveike kjedestatuser

[Mynona]

Du får lage en bitter variant der du hinter til at folk dømmer deg fordi du ikke har barn;) Om hvor fantastisk livet som barnløs er!

Nå er det vår barnløse sin tur til å komme med sånne evneveike kjedestatuser

Hahaha... skal pønske ut en bitter barnløs-status

[AnonymBruker]

Skitten oppvask viser at jeg gir familien min mat. Er søppelbøtten full viser det at jeg rydder opp. Et skittent gulv viser at jeg lar ungene leke og ha det gøy. Hauger med rene klær viser at jeg vasker klær. Et vått bad viser at jeg vasker mine barn. Så neste gang du går inn i mitt hus og ser bare rot. Tenk to ganger før du dømmer!!

Fra en alenemor som er veldig opptatt av at ingen skal dømme henne. De pleier være det

Ei på min FB har skrevet den om til å handle om hundene hennes... som så mange andre statuser fra den kanten.

[tessa3]

Denne er veldig lang, og jeg ble FORBANNA når jeg leste den..

Tenk de som sitter i en sårbar situasjon, og leser dette..

Hi, Mommy.

I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old.

You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise.

Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ...

Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did.

He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay.

Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too.

He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart. ...

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again.

I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?

You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay? It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep.

You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?

I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion. Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you! I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

[HopelessFear]

Jeg ble helt på gråten av den teksten der. Det er så trist. :/

[Tabris]

For en grusom tekst!

[Gjest Sjokoladebolle]

Denne er veldig lang, og jeg ble FORBANNA når jeg leste den..

Tenk de som sitter i en sårbar situasjon, og leser dette..

Hi, Mommy.

I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old.

You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise.

Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ...

Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did.

He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay.

Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too.

He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart. ...

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again.

I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?

You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay? It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep.

You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?

I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion. Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you! I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Æsj

[AnonymBruker]

Jeg er anti-abortmotstander og blir forbanna av den teksten der

Hadde noen postet den på Facebook dagen før jeg skulle ta abort skulle de nok få hørt det. Ærlig talt!

Og det er vanligvis fjortiser som egentlig ikke vet hva (og hvorfor) en abort er en gang

Blir så provosert!

[Xaphan]

Jeg får avsmak av slike tekster jeg. Samme med valpehistorien. Synd at ting må personifiseres til de grader for at folk skal klare å lage seg en mening om ting.

[AnonymBruker]

Jeg tror egentlig jeg vil kalle meg abortmotstander, men til og med jeg synes den teksten var drøy.

[Neshorn]

Jeg kjenner jeg er litt lei de som hver bidige helg må reklamere for at de skal ut og drikke

Også har jeg et par venninne av fjortis-lillesøster som skriver de verste oppmerksomhetssyke statusene. "Trykk liker så skal jeg si hvor pen du er" osv. MYE utseendefiksert og dårlig hinting ute og går der ja

[Mynona]

Også har jeg et par venninne av fjortis-lillesøster som skriver de verste oppmerksomhetssyke statusene. "Trykk liker så skal jeg si hvor pen du er" osv. MYE utseendefiksert og dårlig hinting ute og går der ja

har nylig blitt venn med fjortiskusine, og ser det samme som deg.

[Gjest Anuket]

tessa3 sitt innlegg er bare wow.....

er dette i det hele tatt mulig?? Ah kjenner jeg blir forbanna, man tar abort av mange ulike årsaker - tenk om noen som har tatt abort av ulike årsaker ser dette?

Endret 30. september 2011 av Anuket