Gjest care Skrevet 25. september 2003 #1 Skrevet 25. september 2003 Husker dere MacGyver En sånn type som er hendig å ha i alle situasjoner Spenser: I suppose you can make an explosive out of chewing gum? MacGyver: Why? Got some? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R. T. Hines: Hey, that's an UZI! MacGyver: No, now it's a spanner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [MacGyver is waving a large, black plastic spider at Pete Thornton.] MacGyver: Pete, you have no taste! - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [MacGyver's answering machine message] MacGyver: Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dana: Mac, whatever you do.... Mac: I know, I know, Pete, stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed. Dana: Took the words right out of my mouth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Well, MacGyver, you saved my hide again. I guess that makes us even. Mac: Even? Jack: Okay. So you owe me one yet. Thanks. Who's counting? Jack: You know, being dead made me realize something. Mac: Jack, you were only in the coffin for half an hour. Jack: It's not the quantity of time, so much as the quality. Anyway, like I was saying, it made me realize something. Life is a terrible to waste. Especially when it's yours. So from now on, I'm putting myself to good use. An honest day's pay for an honest day's work. Mac: Glad to hear it. Mac: Where are you going? This isn't the way to my jeep! Jack: I could have sworn I told you. I just got one quick job to do. Mac: An honest day's work for an honest day's pay? Jack: You got it. Quick stop by the pier. Look for a man with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. He's supposed to have something for me. Mac: (alarmed) Jack! Jack: [laughing] It's a joke, MacGyver! It's a joke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: The great thing about a map is that it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joanna Remmings: Oh, I've heard about you. You're the guy that does the whatchamacallits, you know MacGyverisms. MacGyver: MacGyverisms? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: The only arguments I ever had with my mother were about bedtime. I finally had to let her stay up until ten. 8) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot. :-? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: My jeep went over a cliff. I died, and went to Thanksgiving. :-? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: I call it an obstacle course. Some of the others call it MacGyverland. :o -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mac: I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face! I can't believe I said that... :-? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: If I had some duct tape, I could fix that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pete Thornton: Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: I'm harmless. :o -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mac: Brace yourself. This could be fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pete Thornton: Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pete Thornton: We can't break in. We've got to get in. Somehow, we've got to sneak in... Jack Dalton: Disguised as what? Mother Theresa and a leper? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: Why do I get the idea that being your friend could be dangerous? :-? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: You know, this may come as a shock to you, Jack, but most people go out and work for a living instead of dragging their friends from one disaster to another! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: I'm going to need a nail. Lisa Woodman: What for? MacGyver: Well, if I can weld a good spark plug it'll replace the electrode. Lisa Woodman: How are you going to weld it? MacGyver: With wire, a battery, and jumper cables. Lisa Woodman: How do you come up with this stuff? MacGyver: Well, the stuff's already here. I just find a different way to use it. :o -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: I'm not much of a drinker, but I'd be willing to pay for the food and settle for a bottle of milk. [piano stops playing abruptly] Wilt Bozer: Milk?! Milt Bozer: What kind, pilgrim? Cow? Horse? Mother's?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shopkeeper: You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself? MacGyver: I'll just have to think of something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MacGyver: If this is really what you want for yourself, great! That's no crime. But, if it isn't... If you wake up 30 years from now and all you are is 30 years older, that is a crime! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nelson Richardson: What are you doing? MacGyver: I'm going to use this steam pipe like an old-fashioned muzzle loader... scatter a few stones... create a diversion. Nelson Richardson: How did you think of that? MacGyver: Uh, I don't know. It just kinda makes sense.
Gjest Lea Skrevet 25. september 2003 #3 Skrevet 25. september 2003 Digger MacGyver.. Men er det flere sitater igjen, etter at du har ramset opp alle?
Gjest care Skrevet 25. september 2003 #4 Skrevet 25. september 2003 Digger MacGyver.. Men er det flere sitater igjen, etter at du har ramset opp alle? Hvis du er en innbitt MacGyver digger så må du minst vite om 1000 til :blunke:
Gjest Ellisiv Skrevet 25. september 2003 #5 Skrevet 25. september 2003 "Typical. Just when you're getting ahead, someone changes the odds." "Some people are scared of anybody who runs free." (fra "Thief of Budapest", min favorittepisode) "Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win." "I call it an obstacle course. Some of the others call it MacGyverland." "Another morning, a whole new set of possibilities." "Linda, sweetheart, the car will go now; I suggest you go with it."
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