Dagens Karen Walker

[Anna Lovinda]

"It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way!" Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"

Takker Klips

[Anna Lovinda]

[Karen is showing her breasts to a woman]

Grace: Karen, what are you doing?

Karen Walker: She started it!

Grace: Karen, she's breast feeding!

Karen Walker: Oh...That would explain the little bald man.

[Suzy]

Mere, mere, mere!!!!!

Pliiis!!!

Suzy

[Anna Lovinda]

Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.

Karen Walker: How could she not know? What is she, headless?

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen Walker: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

[Anna Lovinda]

Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car]

Grace: Okay, here we go...that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?

Karen Walker: Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.

Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

[Gjest Tex]

Karen ruler........

[Kaktus]

En god latter på morgenkvisten gjør fredagen min så utrolig mye bedre!

[Suzy]

Jeg blir så glad inni meg av Karen... Hører den tynne stemma hennes inni hodet når jeg leser. Herlig!!! Ingen i verden er så spydig som henne.

MER!!

Suz

[Titti72]

Karen ruler!!!!

Fortsett med dette, så blir jeg avhengig på et blunk.

[Gjest Devon]

Alle de morsomme sitatene finnes på www.durfee.net som har en egen Will & Grace seksjon hvor du tom. kan skrive ut hele manuskripter.

Veldig morsom side.

Devon

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen Walker: Where the hell have you been?

Rosario: Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen Walker: Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island! How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?

[Anna Lovinda]

Grace: What you're feeling are pangs of guilt.

Karen Walker: What?

Grace: Guilt. Oh, boy. Ok. How am I gonna explain this one? Uh...guilt is an emotion that-- Ok. Jumping ahead. An emotion is something that--

Karen Walker: Hey, hey, hey. Come on! I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."

[Anna Lovinda]

Karen Walker: [sympathetically] Oh, Grace...

Grace: What?

Karen Walker: Nothing, I just thought it needed an "Oh, Grace".

[Anna Lovinda]

[after seeing Karen's mother]

Rosario: Santa Maria, it has a mother!

[Klips]

Karen: I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting.

(Beklager at jeg blander meg, kunne ikke dy meg)

[Silfen]

Så vannvittig bra, jeg ler meg skakk!

[Gjest olive]

Dette var en artig tråd!

[Anna Lovinda]

Heia Klips :D

Har du flere, så kom med dem!

Cheryl: Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Taylor and Hayden's mom.

Karen Walker: I have no idea what you just said.