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I thought I'd share a funny little story with you. Here it goes:

Sue and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Sue pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Sue: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Sue: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

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I thought I'd share a funny little story with you. Here it goes:

Sue and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Sue pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Sue: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Sue: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

:fnise:

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i am very sad today :opplyser:

and the joke was funny

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i am very sad today :opplyser:

and the joke was funny

:klem:

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i am very sad today :opplyser:

:klemmer:

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I've got no mail.

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Jeg fikk to spørreundersøkelser og 2 reklamemailer

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im sad cus i got some bad news 2day. and i feel like i cant hold on anymore..

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im sad cus i got some bad news 2day. and i feel like i cant hold on anymore..

:klemmer::troest::klemmer: Hold ut NoAngel!!!!

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:helen: mia..

i am trying.. :tristbla:

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Hi Angel, what ever your struggle is, we are with you! Hang in there, be strong. :kose:

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Du får tenke på at det er mange som er glad i deg!! Vi også! :klemmer:

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takk.. trenger visst det nå :(

livet skal ikke bare være enkelt gitt

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takk.. trenger visst det nå :(

livet skal ikke bare være enkelt gitt

:klemmer:

If you want to talk about it, you're more than welcome to send me a pm. :) I'll even promise to answer it in Norwegian.

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:klemmer:

If you want to talk about it, you're more than welcome to send me a pm. :) I'll even promise to answer it in Norwegian.

awww in norwegian even!!

i will pm you when i get home:)

thank you miss kitty

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Wish you the best Angel.. :)

Samme her! Håper det går bedre med deg nå!

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