pinlig.........

[Gjest Tex]

A man staying at a hotel in London removes a card offering sexual

services from a nearby phone box.

Back at the hotel he rings the number and a lady with a silky soft

voice

asks if she can be of assistance.

The guy says he wants a blow job + regular + doggie + some bondage and

finishing with a pearl necklace,

then asks her "What do you think?"

The lady says 'That sounds really good but if you press 9 first you'll

get an outside line'.

[jamie]