Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites

[Gjest Gjest]

HOUSTON—According to an official NASA report released Saturday, nearly 32 percent of all prayers exiting Earth are deflected off satellites orbiting the planet—ultimately preventing the discharged requests for divine intervention from ever making it to the Gates of Heaven. "After impact with the satellite, these diverted prayers typically plummet back into the atmosphere, where they either burn up or eventually land, unanswered, in a body of water," the report read in part.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...t_32_of_prayers

[Gjest Gjest]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theonion

"The Onion is a United States-based parody newspaper"

[Gjest Gjest]

Løken holder seg godt