kvinner over 30

[lubiluu]

Women over 30

THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN.

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning

30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who

are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around

whining about it! . She does something she wants to do. And,it's usually

something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of

younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her

younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a

jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,

paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old

waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little

sausage.

[Gjest StockDama]

Andy er kul han

[Filur]

At Andy Rooney ikke vil ha kvinner under 30 er vel forsåvidt ikke så leit, siden kvinner under 30 sikkert ikke er så intressert i han heller..

[Gjest Gjest_pia_*]

Og Andy Rooney er vel nærmere 70 selv? Skulle vel bare mangle at han ville se etter damer over 30!

[Gjest Eurydike]

Og Andy Rooney er vel nærmere 70 selv? Skulle vel bare mangle at han ville se etter damer over 30!

I følge Wikipedia er Andy Rooney født i 1919, dvs han er 88.

Og så omtaler han kvinner over 30 som "older women".

Endret 14. oktober 2007 av Eurydike

[Gjest beekeeper]

Han er en gretten, bitter gammel gubbe. Jeg kan ikke forstå at det skulle være et problem at han bare vil ha damer over 30. Men syte om det må han jo gjøre!

[Gjest Emera]

Hehe.

Dette handlet ikke om Andy Rooney, dere. Det handlet om kvinner over 30.

Jeg synes Rooney er morsom. Dette var også ganske morsomt. Alle kvinner over 30 er jo ikke sånn. Men jeg tar det som en hyllest til voksnere kvinner i en tid da man er sykelig opptatt av ungdom.

Endret 14. oktober 2007 av Emera

[Gjest Eurydike]

Men jeg tar det som en hyllest til voksnere kvinner i en tid da man er sykelig opptatt av ungdom.

Skjønte selvsagt også at det var det innlegget var ment å skulle kommunisere (i Andy Rooneys lett ironiske stil), men synes samtidig at han uten å ville/merke det undergraver budskapet sitt ved å være en 88 år gammel mann som omtaler kvinner over 30 som "older women".

[Gjest Emera]

Det synes ikke jeg. I dag er jo kvinner avfeldige når de har fylt 30, med mindre de er stjerner og opererer bort alle spor på at de har nådd 30.

Så jeg skjønner hva du mener, men jeg velger å se bort fra Rooneys alder her.

[Gjest beekeeper]

Hehe.

Dette handlet ikke om Andy Rooney, dere. Det handlet om kvinner over 30.

Ja, det er nok sant det, men jeg blr bare så lei av den grettne grinete gamle gubben!

[Gjest StockDama]

Ja, det er nok sant det, men jeg blr bare så lei av den grettne grinete gamle gubben!

=p

Har du sett på 60 minutes i det heletatt? Andy Rooney er ikke gretten eller grinete, hans jobb er jo å ha et kritisk samtidig ironisk syn på ting. Han sitter ikke å sier ting med 100% seriøsitiet, han er en type komiker, med kritisk humor. Noe ala George Carlin om du har sett han.

[Gjest Gjest]

=p

Har du sett på 60 minutes i det heletatt? Andy Rooney er ikke gretten eller grinete, hans jobb er jo å ha et kritisk samtidig ironisk syn på ting. Han sitter ikke å sier ting med 100% seriøsitiet, han er en type komiker, med kritisk humor. Noe ala George Carlin om du har sett han.

Han ble jo intervjuet av Ali G i det han trodde var et seriøst intervju, og da virket han temmelig gretten og grinete. En komiker bør vel ha litt sans for humor.

[Gjest Gjest]

For det første handler det opprinnelige essayet om kvinner over 40, ikke over 30. For det andre har Andy Rooney overhodet ingenting med denne teksten å gjøre. Det er en urban legend beregnet nettopp på å lure naive jentunger på et forum som dette.

[lubiluu]

men du da, ta nå ikke ting så seriøst, urban legend eller ikke, dette handler ikke om å lure, mer å ha noe å le av:) slapp av, ta deg en øl..

[Gjest Mysticgirl]

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little

sausage.

Ja er det ikke deilig å slippe å kjøpe hele grisen, når du kun vil ha pølsa?

Jeg er glad jeg er over 30

[Gjest Don Giovanni]

Women over 30

THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN.

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning

30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who

are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around

whining about it! . She does something she wants to do. And,it's usually

something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of

younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her

younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a

jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,

paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old

waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little

sausage.

Bare så det er nevnt: Det gjaldt kvinner over 40, ikke 30

Endret 14. oktober 2007 av Don Giovanni

[lubiluu]

hehe den jeg fikk var med kvinner over 30... jeg er bare 27.. men men