Why MTV is the root of all evil

[Gjest King James II]

Now i realize how fond all the young people are pf MTV ( and MTV2 and MTV Latino, or whatever the hell other channels those jackasses are running these days )

But i must tell you those people are propagating nothing put pure evil. And moral decay

a few pices of evidence to bolster my argument

1: There`s no bloody music on the network anymore§ Yes, i`m aware this is an age old complaint. But the word Music is rigth there in the name of the channel you loath some cretins at the very least, stop being diingenuous an just go ahead and change the name of the network from MTV to Road rules-pimp my ride and intoxiacted college stundents doing disgusting stunds for no pay but rarher becuse someone shoved a camera in their facves TV.

2: MTV`s advertising dose nothing but convince our young men and woman that their faces are too filld with acne their armpit are too foulsmelling.

And their tampons are not absorbent enough...When it should instead be instructing them to worship and follow me

3: The real world is still on?- Really Really i mean come on hadn`t we all gotten our fill of insipid totally staged psudoconflickt back in say i don`t know 1991 ?

4: A word about Punk`d: This is the best we can dp ?. Pullingvicious pranks on people and then watching them try not to throw a punch at someone ? ( oKEY, I CONFESS I MUST COME A LITTEL CLEAN ON THIS ONE BECUSE THERE WAS IN FACK one episode that did give me a chuckle

Tracy Morgan screaming and crushing at that chap who towed his car Oh pleas i filld an entire huggies on that one )

5: And Wildboyz? Is that supposed to be cool. Are we supposed to feel that the boyz in question arte particualary wild. Becuse of the crazy and utterly incorrect Z at the end of the word ?.

Pay attention to the people this is precisely why Inited States is the second dumbest nation on the planet. Aaaaaugh §

6: I`m fairly certain i would rather pund my own skull repeatedly ino the wall for thirty minutes than sit through the televised adventure of Jessica Simpsons picking out nail polish with her pea prained friends.