Litt morro med mannfolka...........

[Thea]

Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.  

- Charlotte Whitton

Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.  

- Richard Fish

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

- Anonymous

Girls you gotta know, when it's time to turn the page. When you're only wet because of the rain...

- Tori Amos, "Northern Lad"

Excuses for not putting the toilet seat up:

-I don't put it down at my house

-It wouldn't stay up.  

-Between all the standing and the sitting, I got confused.  

-I put the seat up; it must have fallen down during that minor quake.

[Gjest Tristessa]

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