Nerdehumortråden

[Lutetium 71]

Burde kanskje lagt denne på Natur og vitenskap, men jeg har en følelse av at den ville blitt flyttet, så..

Dette er tråden for deg som er litt nerd, og har litt nerdete humor. Så får vi se hvor populær den blir? (Det spørs )

Bilder, linker, historier, vitser, hva som helst, som er litt nerdete. Definer selv.

Jeg begynner:

[Gjest bazibaz]

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”

The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

[Lutetium 71]

Ah! Binærhumor.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Gjest bazibaz]

What do you call eight hobbits?

A hobbyte.

[Tropic]

Vet du hvorfor en dragvollstudent (NTNU Dragvoll) ikke kan deriveres?

Svar: Fordi de har ingen funksjon!

[Wombat]

Har ingen for øyeblikket, men denne kan bli fin

Ellers er jeg en stor fan av nettsiden til ThinkGeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/

[Lutetium 71]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=2519#comic

[Gjest Survival]

Sjekketriks:

Baby, it's only micro when it's soft

[Lutetium 71]

Sjekketriks:

Baby, it's only micro when it's soft

Det siste bildet treffer både min nerdenerve, og.. mja, noen andre nerver.

Endret 17. mars 2012 av Lutetium 71

[yes2yes]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.

You sir, are an unknown USB device driver. It is hard to install you on my old device, but maybe a newer one would work.

[Gjest bazibaz]

Hihihi

[Wombat]

Endret 18. mars 2012 av Wombat

[Gjest Tirkes]

Starter med en klassisker og min favorittlink i hele verden.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

Og favorittegneseriene mine krasjer:

http://megatokyo.com/strip/57

Begge er så nerdete som de kan bli.

[Gjest Tirkes]

Thinkgeek har den ikke i girls tee.

Men jeg har denne:

[Wombat]

For deg som spiller WoW og er eller bevandret i nerdeland:

http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/1

Jeg vil ta Richard med hjem, gi ham et bad og kjøpe fine bling-bling bånd til ham!

[Gjest Tirkes]

En gammel klassiker fra en IT-kundeservicemann:

(I worked tech support for a major software company, specifically with their digital media products. This call was about their video editing software.)

Me: “Thanks for calling ***** tech support.

(The customer gives me her info and has a thick accent I can’t place.)

Me: “Great! What can I do for you?”

Her: “Yes. I am trying to edit dees beedio, and eet’s blue and blue on de ting.”

Me: “So…it’s blue, and blue…on the thing?”

Her: “Yes.”

Me: “Where is it blue?”

Her: “On de ting.”

Me: “By ‘thing,’ do you mean the Computer screen or your camera?”

Her: “Yes…de ting.”

Me: “Ma’am, I can’t see what you are looking at so you’ll have to tell me the name of the thing that is blue.”

Her: *getting angry* “DE TING!!! Eeet’s BLUUUUE AN BLUUUEE ON DE TING!!!!”

Me: “What exactly is blue? The video on your monitor? Are you outputting to TV? The viewfinder on your camera?”

Her: “Yes.”

Me: “Yes…which one?”

Her: *yelling* “DE TING!!!!”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry but I don’t understand where you are having a problem.”

Her: “THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! I SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH!!! MY HUSBAND TAUGHT ME HE WILL BE VERY VERY ANGRY WIT YOU!!! I DEMAND RESPECT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!”

Me: “Ma’am, I agree. You speak english very very well. The problem I am having is you are not telling me where you are seeing blue video.”

Her: “ON DE TIIIING!!!”

(This exchange went on for a while before she got frustrated and hung up. The best part is, my call was being listened to by some higher level support guys. They created an internal troubleshooting document that appeared as follows:)

PROBLEM: VIDEO IS BLUE AND BLUE ON THE THING

SOLUTION: NONE AT THIS TIME

TROUBLESHOOTING:

>(TECH SUPPORT)IS THE THING BLUE? TRY REINSTALLING THE THING

>(TECH SUPPORT) THING REINSTALLED. STILL BLUE

>(ENGINEER) CANNOT RECREATE THING IN LAB.

>(ENGINEER) PROBLEM ALMOST RECREATED. THING RED.

[Lutetium 71]

Starter med en klassisker og min favorittlink i hele verden.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

Ok, then have a nap, then launch the missiles!!!

:skratte:

(This exchange went on for a while before she got frustrated and hung up. The best part is, my call was being listened to by some higher level support guys. They created an internal troubleshooting document that appeared as follows:)

PROBLEM: VIDEO IS BLUE AND BLUE ON THE THING

SOLUTION: NONE AT THIS TIME

TROUBLESHOOTING:

>(TECH SUPPORT)IS THE THING BLUE? TRY REINSTALLING THE THING

>(TECH SUPPORT) THING REINSTALLED. STILL BLUE

>(ENGINEER) CANNOT RECREATE THING IN LAB.

>(ENGINEER) PROBLEM ALMOST RECREATED. THING RED.

Endret 18. mars 2012 av Lutetium 71

[Gjest Raindrops]

Hvor får jeg tak i denne?

[Lutetium 71]

Hvor får jeg tak i denne?

http://www.snorgtees.com/anything-unrelated-elephants

Andre treff på google etter "irrelephant"

[Gjest Rosaleen]

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