The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it w
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5.Nxc6Qxc6
6.Nc3Bb4
7.Qf3Bxc3+
8.bxc3d6
9.Bd2h6
10.Bd3Nf6
11.O-OBg4
12.Qf4O-O-O
13.h3g5
14.Qxf6Be6
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Ser bra ut dette.
Min rating er 1425 p.t.
Klokken er 14:25.
Mildvær.
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angkortom: Hi again
daisyb: back for more punishment !
angkortom: good game!
daisyb: you play superb chess. It's bloody near impossible to crack your game. Great sport !
daisyb: good sport ! thanks for the game.
angkortom: thanks mate
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Apparently There Are Some Things One Should Not Say Or Do...
I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'
Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex
DimitriStalin (1242) versus
angkortom (1401)
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43.Kg3Rg1+
44.Kf3Rf1+
45.Ke3Rd1
Etter angkortoms to tilbud om remis,
godtok DimitriStalin resultatet.
Klokken er 19:51.
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My girlfriend said I"ve got the biggest cock she"d ever seen,That"s one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
I keep hearing about all these Muslim teenagers being brainwashed. Well, at least that"s one part of their body that won"t smell.
Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese because they keep walking into things....like McDonalds
What do you call a Scouser in a university? Caretaker
There are so many boarded-up houses in Liverpool, that the window cleaner
Når sjefene skal feste.
Limousinene glir opp
foran penthousets stopp.
Det er sjefene som kommer
Her skal festes til neste sommer.
Ut de stiger
foran de som higer
etter et liv i sus og dus
eller ønsker å være linselus.
Ikledd sjaketten
trør de på parketten.
Målrettet mot kveldens høydepunkt
egoet skal få nok et runk.
Det skal festes på graven
på trellenes laven.
De ler så de griner
over fattigfolks piner.
Det er overbærene smil
over småsparerens dårlige deal.
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6.Bg5Be7
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9.Nf3h6
10.Qf6Nce7
11.Nh4Rg8
12.Nxg6Rxg6
13.Qh8+Ng8
14.h4Rxg2
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16.Nd2Qg4
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19.Ne4Qf4
20.Nf6+Ke7
21.Nxg8+Rgxg8
22.Qf6+Qxf6
23.exf6+Kxf6
Som man ser har angkortoms skandinaviske åpning gjort ham åpen for angrep.Klokken er 19:30. Dronningbytte med bondevinst for svart. Nå er den lange rokaden en saga, blott.Klokken er 19:30.
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Klokken er 15:35. JoeKeranen har stirret døden i hvitøyet. Min dronningløper til h6, og svart ville hatt problemer. En kjedelig binding og påfølgende matt-trussel. Attende trekk, h8. JoeKeranen flytter sin konge helt inn i hjørnet. Men marerittet er ikke over. Tårn h- g1. Matt i neste trekk. Flytter han sin kongeløper, dør den. Og matt- trusselen lever. Klokken er 15:55.
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5.d3g6
6.Nf3Bg4
7.h3Bxf3
8.gxf3Bg7
9.f4O-O
10.Be3e5
11.fxe5Nxe5
12.Bd5Qd7
13.Qe2R
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not intereste
