Womanspeak

[Gjest Hel]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3...womanspeak.html

Må innrømme jeg er skyldig av en del av de. :oops:

You want <===> I want

We need <===> I want

It's your decision <===> The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want <===> You'll pay for this later

We need to talk <===> I need to complain

Sure...go ahead <===> I don't want you to.

I'm not upset <===> Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly <===> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly <===> Is sex all you ever think about?

attentive tonight.

I'm not emotional! And <===> I'm on my period.

I'm not overreacting

Be romantic, turn out <===> I have flabby thighs.

the lights.

This kitchen is so <===> I want a new house.

inconvenient.

I want new curtains <===> and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there <===> No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise <===> I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? <===> I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you <===> I did something today you're really not

love me? going to like.

I'll be ready in <===> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

a minute.

Is my butt fat? <===> Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to <===> Just agree with me.

communicate.

Are you listening <===> (Too late, you're already dead)

to me!?

Yes <===> No

No <===> No

Maybe <===> No

I'm sorry. <===> You'll be sorry.

Do you like this <===> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get

recipe? used to it.

I'm not yelling! <===> Yes I am yelling because I think this

is important.

In answer to "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. <===> Nothing.

Nothing. <===> Everything.

Everything. <===> My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really. <===> It's just that you're such an asshole.

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