Science jokes!

[Mysteh]

Her er greia, det er mange som syns at vitenskap i alle eller noen, former og fasonger er dødsens kjedelig, så hva med en tråd med vitenskapsvitser for å gjøre det til noe morsomt?

Her er min tørre vits:

Did you hear about the spider that lost two legs and got bugged?

[Gjest iGirl]

Two theoretical physicists are lost at the top of a mountain. Theoretical physicist No 1 pulls out a map and peruses it for a while. Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are."
"Where are we then?"
"Do you see that mountain over there?"
"Yes."
"Well… THAT'S where we are."

[Gjest iGirl]

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

[Gjest PPM]

[AnonymBruker]

Are you made of nickel, cerium, arsenic and sulfur?

Because you have a NiCe AsS !

Anonymous poster hash: a17b5...b44

[drue]

[Gjest lurven]

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

skjønte ike den jæi

[Gjest PPM]

Den var litt vanskelig, fordi det heter natrium på norsk. Men den var morsom.

[Gjest BabyBlue]

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Hah!

[Gjest iGirl]

Har jeg virkelig så tørr humor at vitsene mine må forklares .....?

[Pomelo]

I hate when kids ask “Why’s the sky blue?” *smh*

“FOR THE 100TH TIME ITS QUANTUM RAYLEIGH SCATTERS & LACKING VIOLET PHOTON RECEPTORS IN OUR RETINAE!"

[Midgard]

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Mysteh]

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Ahahahaha!

[Gjest Gunfreak]

What happens if you cross a octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from from the ethics commity, loss of your grant and possibly jail time

[Gjest Bond]

Ikke direkte en vits, men rimelig underholdende

http://www.tylervigen.com

[Gjest iGirl]

[KaDust]

[KaDust]

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium was going out, so i was like O Mg.

[Gjest Gunfreak]

[Gjest lurven]

Har jeg virkelig så tørr humor at vitsene mine må forklares .....?

forklar vær så schnill