Den store humortråden

[Anglofil]

Jeg har behov for å le litt, og da tenkte jeg: hva med en humortråd. Dette er ikke ment som en fjasetråd, men en tråd hvor vi poster vitser, morsomme youtubeklipp (eller andre klipp), eller annet som man tror vi her på KG kan le av.

Jeg begynner selv med noen klipp, og sleng dere gjerne på!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzcn86yRrXE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELXE7xvVHo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5uEDJG-UU

Mvh Yvonne

[Cordelia]

Jeg ler enda hver gang jeg ser denne. Den fyren er ikke god på en plass, men hysterisk morsom.

http://youtu.be/OISGykO6Z7U

[Anglofil]

Hahaha. Utrolig bra Cordelia. Har sett den før, og den er veldig morsom.

Mvh Yvonne

[Sweet77]

Denne får meg alltid til å kveile. Uansett humør

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYd_4yT9hOc

Endret 30. juni 2013 av Flair

[AnonymBruker]

Hvordan få en død baby til å flyte?

Ta foten av hodet dens! HAHAHAH!

Anonymous poster hash: ab744...65e

[Cordelia]

[Anglofil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArPjaxNe3dc

Mvh Yvonne

[Annabel]

Denne her blir jeg aldri lei:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5PVw9jxd_8

[Cordelia]

[FrøkenBaker]

FMyLife. Her er et par eksempler:

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

Today, I was eating M&M's on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was"pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly screaming "pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you,-Mom." FML

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in frind of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

Endret 2. juli 2013 av FrøkenBaker

[sofie777]

Og her er noen eksempler fra My Life is Average:

Today, I read a story about how when someone was younger, they didn't fall asleep in a car in case someone thought they were dead. When I sleep, I get really pale and look like I'm dead. Guess what I do every single time I'm in a car? Yep. People have called the cops. Twice. MLIA

Today, I was listening to the radio while driving. When the song "Here Comes the Sun" came on, it started to rain. MLIA

Today my friend was cracking jokes about twilight...jacob is a hot"dog"...

Today, I decided to start my diet. I ate a donut. I'll start the diet tomorrow. MLIA

Usually, when I go downstairs, I always do this cool jump over my railing deal. Today I was super hyped up and when I went to go downstairs, I over shot it, but, being a dancer, I curled into a fetal position immediately and rolled safely down the stairs where, when I reached the landing, I was able to leap from it and land on to feet. My 17 year old sister witnessed the hole thing and after five second of awkward standoff, she got on one knee and said, "Teach me master," and tilted her head. I responded, "The skill will come in time my student," MLIA

Today I wanted to get a shirt from my desk. I however was on my bed and too far away to reach the shirt. So i pushed my bed towards my desk using the wall to push off. When I got the shirt I used the desk to push my bed back into it's original position. MLIA

Today during science class, one of my classmates had been wearing some shorts and a t-shirt, he asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. My teacher said yes and after a couple of minutes, he came back wearing a full spandex green body suit. He just casually walked back to his seat and acted like nothing happened. Needless to say, weirdest science class ever. HLIA.

Today, I took out my headphones and shoved them into my pocket without untangling them like I ususally do, and when I took them out a couple minutes ago, they were completely untangled. Confused? Me too. MLIA

Endret 2. juli 2013 av sofie777