Til forlystelse på en tirsdag

[:-) anna]

Forskjellen på damer og ekte kvinnfolk...

LADIES- If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,

drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an

instant

fix-me-up."

REAL WOMEN- If you over-salt a dish while you're cooking, that's too

damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and

you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

LADIES- Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of a sugar cone to

prevent ice cream drips.

REAL WOMEN- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for

Pete s sake. You're probably sitting with your ass on the couch, with

your feet up anyway.

LADIES- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with

the potatoes.

REAL WOMEN- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry

about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

LADIES- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on

your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

REAL WOMEN- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You

might

still have the headache, but who cares!

LADIES- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit

of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the

inside of

the cake.

REAL WOMEN- Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofab*tch

for you

LADIES- Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to

yield a beautiful glossy finish.

REAL WOMEN- Sara Lee frozen freakin' pie directions do not include

brushing egg whites, so I don't do it.

LADIES- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing

gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

REAL WOMEN- Go ask the very hot neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip....

LADIES- Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes

for future use in casseroles and sauces.

REAL WOMEN- Leftover wine??

[Suzy]

Herlig!!!!

[Amarone]

Veldig bra!!! Har alltid lurt på hvorfor folk har vinrester og aldri jeg - nå fikk jeg forklaringen!

Amarone

[Arkana]

Skjønner at jeg er lady i allefall (og stolt av det). Men jeg reagerer på en liten ting:

LADIES- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit

of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the

inside of

the cake.

Ekte "ladies" bruker ikke ferdig kakemix!

[Sheba]

Ekte "ladies" bruker ikke ferdig kakemix!

Og jeg er ingen dame..

[Saga]

Fikk lyst til å bruke den hodepine kuren som signatur