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[Blod]

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Endret 10. september 2017 av Blod

[Minya]

Alder spiller ingen rolle - med mindre du er en ost -Ukjent

En god grunn til å gi noen en klem, er at det er torsdag. -Ole Brum

Love is like a violin - The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever -Ukjent

Your god was nailed to a cross. My god has a hammer. Any questions? -Ukjent

Mer enn en håndfull pupp, er sløsing med god pupp -En vis mann (gammel kompis av meg)

[Cuddlegirl]

You don't know what you got until it's gone.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and forget the ones who don't.

Don't change for anyone, change because you want to change. No one is worth changing for, if they cared, they would accept you for who you are.

Don't choose the most beautiful person in the world, choose the person that makes your world the most beautiful.

I wish I was a kid again. Wounded knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

[Gjest Meridius]

“Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.”

[Obiola]

- Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating

something better.

-Sometimes we expect more from others because we'd be willing to do that much for them.

-Don't let go too soon but don't hold on too long.

-The greatest pain that comes from love, is loving someone you can never have.

-The people you love become ghost inside of you and like this you keep them alive.

-You said time heals, there's not enough of it.

-They say people come and go, the truth is people never leave; their roles just change.

-It all comes down to the last person you think of at night, that's where your heart is.

-Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

[Gjest Stille vann]

"If you can't get someone off your mind maybe they are supposed to be there..."

“In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder"

"If you want to know where your heart is look where your mind goes when it wanders."

"Indulge yourself, live life and always follow your dreams. Except the one where you can fly. That one never ends well."

"Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early."

[Ego]

Pay no heed to those who talk behind your back, it simply means you’re two steps ahead.

People will always talk about you, so you might as well give them something to talk about.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.

You don’t drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there.

A technically perfect photograph can be the world’s most boring picture.

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

A favourite quote? That's like having a favourite page of the encyclopaedia.

[Alopia]

- Du skal ikke tåle så inderlig vel, den urett som ikke rammer deg selv.

- Kjærlighet har ingen vilje, faller like lett på en lort som på en lilje.

- Those who we love and lose are no longer where they were before, they are wherever we are now.

[Strange Doll]

- being happy dosent mean everything is perfect. It means that youve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Kommer med fler i morgen. Har en hel bok som jeg har samlet gjennom mange år

[skreppamedleppa]

Livet er 10 % hvordan du har det og 90 % hvordan du tar det

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

For å unngå kritikk- si ingenting, gjør ingenting, vær ingenting

Det er ikke alltid den som har levd lengst, som har levd mest.

Hvis du er på dypt vann, er det klokt å holde munnen lukket

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Et ord som er sagt, og en stein som er kastet, kan aldri tilbakekalles

Tro ikke at du er noe. Vær det!

Så snart spillet er over, må både konge og bonde tilbake i samme skrin.

Frykt er mørkerommet hvor negativer blir fremkalt.

Life is like a box of chocolate - you never know what you are gonna get

Husk at elske mens du tør det. Husk at leve mens du gjør det

Det er farlig å ville være som alle andre, for det er naturstridig, det er imot Guds lover, for i alle jordens skoger og hager har han ikke skapt ett blad som er likt et annet.

Vi vil gjerne være oss selv, men også som alle andre. Pussig nok lykkes vi best med det siste

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it

Andres øyne våre fengsler; deres tanker våre bur

One persons crazyness, is another persons reality

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that

Den kjærlighet som ikke er galskap, er ingen kjærlighet

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth

You were born an original. Don't die a copy

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.

Fairy tales, are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated

Det er utsiden som gir innsiden en sjanse, men det er innsiden som gir utsiden glans

Han går med smykker på armene mens magen brenner av sult

Du bommer på 100% av skuddene du aldri fyrer av

En rød rose er ikke egoistisk fordi den ønsker å være en rød rose. Men uhyre egoistisk ville den være, hvis den forlangte at alle de andre blomstene i haven skulle være både roser og røde

Mange av oss skammer seg over lurvede klær og loslitte møbler. Det ville være bedre om vi skammet oss over lurvede tanker og loslitt livssyn

Man kan ikke gjøre de svake sterke ved å gjøre de sterke svake

Alle nye ideer begynner med en som tar feil, mens resten har rett

Lykke er for de få, døden for de mange

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies

Hjertet eier en forstand som forstanden ikke forstår

Hvor alle sammen tenker likt, tenker ingen særlig mye

Rett er rett, selv om ingen gjør det. Galt er galt selv om alle tar feil

Alder er et spørsmål ikke om år, men om sinnstilstand

Du kan si noe også ved ikke å si noe

Du kan ikke bli lykkelig ved å følge etter andre mennesker. Finn din egen vei

Endret 31. mai 2012 av skreppamedleppa

[NoWorries]

A winner never gives up - ukjent

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. - Ole Brumm

[Envy]

Såå mange fine! Jeg som er på jakt etter et passende sitat å tattovere ble rimelig henrykt over denne tråden

Mer!

[Gjest Musekatt]

- Im tierd of being sweet and nice, fuck you once and fuck you twice.

- Sometimes you gotta let things go, for better things to arrive.

- Don't change for anyone, change because you want to change. No one is worth changing for, if they cared, they would accept you for who you are.

- The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.

- If you don't treat her right, don't be upset when someone else does!

- You may know my name, but you don't know my story!.

Endret 1. juni 2012 av Musekatt

[Cuddlegirl]

I don't do mistakes, I date them.

When you lose everything you want, you find the only thing you need.

I'd slap u in the face, but I don't want slut all over my hands.

Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks as all.

Before sex, you help eachother get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.

Sometimes you have to forget the rules, follow your heart and see where it takes you. Never apologize for saying what you feel, cause that's like saying sorry for being real. Never regret anything you said or did, because at some point it was what you wanted.

Make your move, before I'm gone. Because people change and hearts move on.

Telling someone why you love them, its like explaining what water tastes like.

[Wonders]

[Alopia]

"frykt ikke døden: for når den finnes, så finnes ikke du - og når du finnes, så finnes ikke den"

[Anglofil]

Civilization begins with a rose. A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose. It continues with blooming and it fastens clearly upon excellent examples.‎

"About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less WIND in here!"

- George Carlin

"In the unlikely event..." This is a very suspect phrase, especially coming, as it does, from an industry that is willing to lie about arrival and departure times. "In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF! "An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally." Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SHIT normally! RIGHT IN MY PANTS!"

- George Carlin

"The next sentence I hear is full of things that piss me off. "Before leaving the aircraft, please check around your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board." Well, let's start with "immediate seating area." SEAT! It's a god damn seat! Check around your seat! "For any personal belongings..." Well, what other kinds of belongings are there besides personal? PUBLIC belongings? Do these people honestly believe I might be traveling with a fountain I stole from the park? "... you might have brought on board." Well... I MIGHT have brought my arrowhead collection! I didn't. SO I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT! I'm going to look for things I BROUGHT on board! It would seem to increase the likelihood of my finding something, wouldn't you say?"

- George Carlin

"Here's one they just made up: "near miss". When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a near hit. A collision is a near miss."

- George Carlin

"People add words when they want things to sound more important than they really are. "Boarding process." Sounds important; it isn't. It's just a bunch of people getting on an airplane! People like to sound important. Weathermen on television talk about "shower activity". Sounds more important than "showers." I even heard one guy on CNN talk about a "rain event"."

- George Carlin

"As soon as they close the door to the aircraft, that's when they begin the Safety Lecture. I love the safety lecture! This is my favorite part of the airplane ride! I listen very carefully to the safety lecture, especially that part where they teach us how to use the seatbelts! Imagine this: here we are, a plane full of grown human beings... many of us partially educated, and they're actually taking time out to describe the intricate workings of a belt buckle!"

- George Carlin

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"

- George Carlin

"Now, tennis. Very trendy, not a sport. Tennis is a form of ping pong. In fact, tennis is ping pong played while standing on the table. In fact, all racquet games are nothing but derivatives of ping pong. Even volleyball is racquet-less team ping pong played with an inflated ball and a raised net while standing on the table."

- George Carlin

"I don't want what I want and I want what I don't want and to complicate it even more I don't even know what I want or don't want!"

- Ally McBeal

"Man leker ikke taco."

-Sindre

"Det var mange smuler i en flekk"

- Sindre

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

- George Carlin

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.

Moss: Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

(The IT Crowd)

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."

- George Carlin

[Film Noir - Hardware Store]

Colin Mochrie: "I need a hammer."

Ryan Stiles: "I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw."

(Whose Line Is It Anyway?)

"An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory."

"We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal."

- Joy Gresham, Shadowlands

Benedik: "Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?"

House: "Norwegian chocolate. Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win."

House: "Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"

Foreman: "Why are you riding me?"

House: "It’s what I do… has it gotten worse lately?"

Foreman: "Yeah. Seems to me."

House: "Really? Well that rules out the race thing. Cause you were just as black last week."

Audrey: "England for the English, as we used to say about India."

Audrey: "I don't approve of all this sex equality. I mean, what was wrong with women being the dominant partners?"

Audrey having dinner with the priest: "I haven't had a meal of such unrelieved awfulness since we left school. I had no idea the church still went in for burnt offerings."

Audrey: “How do you persuade people to buy a ‘Brotschrank’? I don’t even know what it is.”

Kitchen Fitter: “Well that’s a bread cupboard, ma’am. We’re in Europe now, aren’t we?”

Audrey: “You may be, but I intend to stay here.”

Kitty Forman: "Sex, it's not dirty. "

Red Forman :"It's not clean either"

Sir Humphrey Appleby: "There are essentially six options. One, ignore it, two, file a protest, three, issue a statement condemning it, four, cut off aid, five, sever diplomatic relations, six, declare war. Now, if we ignore it, we tactily acknowledge it, if we file a protest it'll be ignored, if we issue a statement it will seem weak, we can't cut off aid because we're not giving any, if we sever relations we risk losing the oil contract and if we declare war... people might just think we're overreacting."

Mike: "Do you think I should change for this evening?"

Laura: "No. I shouldn't think so. What was it? People, plonk and ideas? Well, you're people, you take a bottle of plonk and listen to his ideas, you should be fine."

Mike: "Are you changing?"

Laura: "Why should I, I'm not going."

Mike: "Not going?"

Laura: "No"

Mike: "But I said we were."

Laura: "You said 'you' were."

Mike: "Yes, but I was saying yes for both of us."

Laura: "Then you're a little chauvinist piglet aren't you?"

"It's one thing to get rid of democracy. It's much harder to get rid of the monster you replace it with."

- Home Secretary, Spooks ep.5.1

Lindsey: "What would you say separates man from other animals?"

Pupil: "Fences."

(Teachers)

Mvh Yvonne

[Hergensheimer]

-Det finnes ikke noe slikt som "ingenting". Hvis du er uenig, er det ingenting som kan stoppe deg

-How can I believe in god, when only last week I got my tongue stuck in my typewriter?

-To pee, or not to pee....that is the question.

[Guybrush]

Fantastisk morsom og litt passende her på KG:

"Take a man and a woman, with the same symptoms, and the man will always suffer more. But there is a reason for this. This is because there is always a part of the female brain, that is thinking about shoes"

- Ardal O'Hanlon

[Gjest Gunfreak]

Ok veldig nærdete, men samtidig vakker. Min yndlings quote.

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.