Komiseriesitater

[AnonymBruker]

Jeg satt her og så på The Big Bang Theory og lo meg skakk ihjel som vanlig. Plutselig kjente jeg hadde det hadde vært moro å dele morsomme sitater fra komiserier på TV.

Sheldon Cooper: Did you ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved from lizards instead of mammals? As you know, lizards, cold-blooded animals, lack the ability to sense temperature. But they do move more sluggishly when it's cold, so lizard weathermen would say things like: "Bring a sweater, it's slow outside!"

Mer?

[Betty2]

Scrubs.

Carla: you can spend some quality time with your doughter.

dr. Turk: It, seems like you are giving me a choice, but your realy dont, do you?

Carla: Nooo. =)

[Gjest NotSo]

Kongen av Queens

Richie Iannucci: So, you guys got a big Thanksgiving planned?

Carrie Heffernan: No, thank God.

Doug Heffernan: Just a long weekend with nothing to do except the three F's: food, football, and...

[looks to Carrie]

Doug Heffernan: makin' love.

[Gjest Corto Maltese]

The Addams Family ( 1964-1966 )

Gomez: The L stands for Lucifer.

Morticia: Very appropriate for a politician.

Morticia: Think of Romeo and Juliet.

Gomez: They died!

Morticia: Oh, but what fun they had those last three days.

Gomez: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes?

Morticia: No. Besides, my eyes are blue.

Gomez: No wonder nobody's ever told you!

[Sarhann]

How I met your mother:

Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?

Barney: Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty!

[AnonymBruker]

It`s not that common, it does`t happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!

Rachel til Ross i Friends.

[Gjest Corto Maltese]

3rd Rock from the sun

Dick Solomon: Guns don't kill people, physics kills people.

Harry Solomon: I want to give mankind the gift... of electricity.

Tommy Solomon: Harry, they already have electricity.

Harry Solomon: Well! Then my work here is done.

Dick Solomon: Mary is too old for you.

Tommy Solomon: I'm older than you.

Dick Solomon: Well, then, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.

Tommy Solomon: I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.

Dick Solomon: You shut your foul mouth!

Dick Solomon: Nina, who is this 'Tom' that Mary keeps talking about?

Nina Campbell: I don't know, and it's none of my business.

Dick Solomon: It's none of my business and I'm obsessed with it!

Nina Campbell: That's typical. Why is it that men think that when you plant the flag, you own the mountain.

Dick Solomon: I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I'm not about to let some guy yodel on it!

[AnonymBruker]

The Big Bang Theory

Howard: I hope it's ok that I told my girlfriend Bernadette she can join us for dinner?

Leonard: Sure, the more, the merrier!

Sheldon: No, that's a false equivalency. If we were to thousand people in this room, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating!

[AnonymBruker]

Bree: I don't like you're accusatory tone.

Gaby: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

[Mermaid Blues]

Frasier:

Frasier: Not now Niles, I'm telling Vicky my recipe for Crêpes Gateaux.

Niles: Oh well, I'm sure she's had enough of your crepe by now.

Buffy the vampire slayer:

Xander: Can I just say Gyughhh!

Buffy: I see your 'Gyughhh!' and raise you a Nyaghhh!

Willow: I don't think you want to help at all! You just want to slay the demon and go "la-la-la"

Spike: If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.

[Betty2]

How i met your mother

Barney:

When i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

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Barney to random chick: Haaaaave you met Ted?

Ted: Hi.

[hjertesukka]

Kongen av Queens

På fest før Carrie og Doug ble sammen. Carrie prater med Richie.

Richie; "you know what would be amazing, Carrie, you and me in my bed"

Carrie(himler med øynene): "Yeah, that would be amazing".

[Cho Kon It]

Barney Stinson: Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. Call me Broda.

Endret 27. januar 2012 av Scaramouche-

[AnonymBruker]

Reba

Van: Nothing says Christmas like a hostage situation.

[louise1]

Samantha i Sex Og Singelliv :

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.

[Gjest Corto Maltese]

Lisa: I'm trying to call Janey, but I can't get a dial tone.

Marge: Your father refuses to pay the bill, so the company cut our phone lines.

Lisa: [sighs] Why must you fight every utility?

Homer: [annoyed] I told you, I have too much free time.

Bart: Can I have a beer?

Homer: All right, but not the imported.

Marge: Homer!

Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.

Agnes Skinner: You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.

Bart: Since when?

Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.

Ralph: I'm a boy.

Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up

Moe: Go home, science girl.

Lisa: I am home.

Moe: Good, then stay there.

[Gjest Hard Ride]

“Well then I guess this is a Catch-22. Although I don’t know for sure, because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of war.”

Jack Donaghy, 30 rock

[Gjest Corto Maltese]

Jonny: My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.

Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.

Jonny: Oh thank fuck for that!

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

[Anglofil]

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.

Moss: Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

(The IT Crowd)

House: "Norwegian chocolate. Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win."

House: "Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"

Foreman: "Why are you riding me?"

House: "It’s what I do… has it gotten worse lately?"

Foreman: "Yeah. Seems to me."

House: "Really? Well that rules out the race thing. Cause you were just as black last week."

Audrey: "England for the English, as we used to say about India."

Mvh Yvonne

[Gjest Corto Maltese]

Lily: You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?

Marshall: It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

Lily: Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?

Marvin Eriksen Sr.: Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.

Marcus Eriksen: The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.

Lily: Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.

[Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]

Marshall: Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.

Lily: Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!

[Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]

Lily: [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]