Ilder-regler (hihihi)

[jordbær]

Disse burde alle ildere følge til en hver tid..

(Dette er akkurat hva jeg mener når jeg sier "ildere er hyperaktive tre-åringer")

I am not allowed to cook, therefore there is no need to steal the spatulas and stash them under the bed.

I do not know how to drink from a straw, therefore I do not need to steal one every time I spot one.

"NoNo" is actually a word. I do understand what it means, and I will not play dumb when it is said.

I do not need to know what is behind the litter box or my food dish.

I shouldn't root through guests' purses/coats - they don't understand me.

I will not display all of my humans' most personal articles of clothing to

every guest we have.

I will not knock over anything that is on a table just so I can watch it hit

the floor.

I will not lie in wait beside the front door whenever I hear the doorbell

ring. And I'll definitely stop organizing all the others to make a rush with me, so at least one of us can get out.

We do not need to investigate the bag of poopies when our human is cleaning our litter boxes.

Baths are good… baths are good… baths are good.

I will not follow my humans into the bathroom, wait until they are

"occupied," and poop in a corner while they are helpless to stop me.

I will not snatch onto the end of the toilet paper and dash gleefully in and out of every room in the house

I will not play "dead ferret" just to get hugs and kisses from my human once she realizes I'm still alive.

There are no toys in the garbage can. I do not need to constantly check.

I will not remove the innersole from my human's shoes every time I get near them.

Not all of the presents under the tree belong to me, I do not need to open them all, nor do I need to hide many of them so that it is two months later when they are found.

The bathroom cabinet will never be organized. I should stop trying to do this for my humans.

I recognize that the dishwasher is not my secondary water bowl.

I will not start a pizza collection under the couch.

The carpet isn't toilet paper.

I cannot fly

I do not need to look in all the vases

I will not try to use my head as a doorstop.

Not every two-inch hole goes somewhere fun.

I cannot ingest water through my paws.

The toaster is not an automatic ferret feeder.

Cats are not chew toys, and kittens do not need to be hidden under the couch.

I will not climb the dog.

Having my ears checked should not take 5 people

I do not need ice cream to survive.

I will not piddle on the veterinary technician while she is trying to take my temperature.

I will not poop on the second floor of my cage with the hopes of it landing in the litter box on the first floor.

I will not chew Styrofoam.

I will not eat Velcro

I will not mutilate my stuffed toys beyond recognition because I think need to discipline them.

Books are not food.

I will not get into the medicine cabinet and see how many cotton balls I can eat.

Soap is not a food substance.

[Solstrålen]

Hehe, utrolig morro

Hadde selv ilder for 2 år siden, og det meste av det der er jo AKKURAT sånn det er!!

[jordbær]

Hehe, utrolig morro

Hadde selv ilder for 2 år siden, og det meste av det der er jo AKKURAT sånn det er!!

*skrive under på*

(jordbær har nye såler i skoene sine..etter at de på mystiskt vis forsvant etter et besøk hos noen med ildere som har sko-fetisj)

[Englepusen]

<---Ilderen min har definitivt ikke lært seg de reglene!

Utrolig hvor søt og uskyldig han ser ut når han sover..