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[Gjest Jonas]

Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away." -- From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.

"Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!" -- Instructions for a puzzle toy made in Taiwan.

"three types of ball are offered. They are one. two. three." -- Instructions for Chinese Baoding Exercise balls.

"Can't food or drink." -- On a bottle of cleaning fluid for a 3 1/2" head cleaning disk.

"Not to be used for the other use." -- On a Japanese food processor.

"Cease Fire." -- On a fire extinguisher in Calcutta, India.

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[manji]

Disse endte om som mine favoritter.

"Specialist in women and other diseases." -- A sign outside of Roman doctor's office.

"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." -- A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge.

"We take your bags and send them in all directions." -- A sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office.

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs." -- A sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop.

"Stop. Drive sideways." -- A detour sign in Japan.

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." -- A sign in a laundry in Rome.

[Gjest Emera]

Nå er jeg helt utslitt... Puh..!