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Gjest Adina Madeleine
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Dette er meg:

Wyld Chylde

(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)

The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.

Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.

But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.

Hmmmm....... Jepp!

(man behøver ikke å fylle ut de opplysningene, det er bare å gå videre)

Takk til Lady Heather, fant linken i dagboken din :sjarmor:

Adina M.

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Wyld Chylde

(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)

The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.

Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.

But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.

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Li'l Dictator

(Normal Spoiled Functional Adult)

Your inner child rides you like the hollow donkey that you are, for it is the Li'l Dictator (NSFA). Brutal, cold and demanding, he rules you with an iron diaper. He recites long speeches of your demise, herds the emotions together in detention centers and generally just makes any pleasure you may have punishable by firing squad.

In order to help yourself, the first thing you need to do is revolt, coup or all out assasinate the little bugger. Perform psycological warfare on him. You may get lost in the struggle for independence, but future generations will sing your name.

Stay away from open balconies, though. He likes to push.

Gjest Madam Felle
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Diva of the Sewers

(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.

Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

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The Happy Little Bastard

(Normal Spoiled Functional Child)

Your inner child is The Happy Little Bastard (NSFC). He is the perfect well-diapered machine-- greased up with a sense of wonderment about the world. With your little guy sitting in your inner-sidecar there's nowhere you can't go. Tender situations don't upset you, you are calm, cool and collected. Your parents treated you well and you don't have any presiding phobias or issues. Everything is fine and great.

Don't be surprised if one day the person in the bell tower shooting at nuns and regular people is, in fact, you.

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Hvem er ditt indre barn? Trykk her

Dette er meg:

Wyld Chylde

(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)

The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.

Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.

But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.

Hmmmm....... Jepp!

(man behøver ikke å fylle ut de opplysningene, det er bare å gå videre)

Takk til Lady Heather, fant linken i dagboken din :sjarmor:

Adina M.

Meg også :wink:

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Diva of the Sewers

(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.

Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

Jeg og...

Suz

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Jeg, bippen, i egen høye person:

Ble et pervers, bortskjemt og "dysfunctional" (vet ikke hva det betyr) barn.

Den lille jenta i bippen elsker å lage morro. Stemmer det da :ler:

Running wild! :wink: child :wink:

Bippens indre barn kan ikke sitte stille mer enn 5 minutter, og hence? Hmmm, lurer på hva det betyr (finner det ikke i noen av ordbøkene mine). H j e l p ! ! !

Du hopper rundt, skriker og bråker :hoho: mesteparten av tiden,

og slår istykker ting :o , slår mennesker helt vilt og umotivert, :o :o og liker å rasere og ødelegge overalt hvor hun slipper til.... :o :o :o :o

Oh no, that could not be me, sorry..

Å leve med en Bipp kan være meget krevende, for hun er knallhard, og står på sitt, okke som..

Bippen har en lei tendens til å fyke opp i sinne og raseriutbrudd, og det for lite eller ingenting.. :evil:

Bippen svinger gjerne over natten fra det ene ytterpunktet til det andre, og resten av "massen" :o står bare måpende derog lurte på hva som egentlig skjedde... :o Var det en tornardo som suste forbi eller var det Bippen som åpnet munnen? ? :o itte vt je, Olga... :hoho:

Men bare la Bippen og andre bipper få rase fra seg, og len deg tilbake og opplev trippen.

Mye galskap er alltid i nærheten av bippene..galskapen og galgenhumoren er bippenes beste følgesvenner i store deler av livet!

Gjest sunshine-t
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Diva of the Sewers

(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.

Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

jaja...jeg vet ikke helt jeg.. :ler:

Gjest Anonymous
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Little Filthy Old Pervert

(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.

What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.

It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.

It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted

:oops: :oops: :oops:

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