Fredagsvitsen

[Midnattsol]

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight miniskirt.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.

So, slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time, she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, the big Texan, that was behind her in the line, picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know you!!"

At this, the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."

[Gjest Kira]

[Gjest Anonymous]

[Gjest care]

Kan ikke du oversette den til Norsk, middis. Er for trøtt og sliten til å gidde å lese engelsk

[Mette]

[Midnattsol]

Sløving, care. Dette bør du klare.

[Gjest care]

Sløving' date=' care. Dette bør du klare. [/quote']

Jeg klarer det, men jeg gidder ikke

[lillesol20]

Kongebra!!

[LilleBille]

[Silfen]

Morsom.

Men hallo, Care; å ikke gidde lese den på engelsk er en dårlig unnskyldning for mindre bra engelskkunnskaper!

[Midnattsol]

En til en, selv om det bare er torsdag.

Beklager care, den er på engelsk denne også.

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting, and

wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to

go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he

had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman

to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with

Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's

apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw

Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet,

I could be in there, have sex and out again before she knew what was

happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off

happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said: "Did you hear

anything?" "No" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

[lillesol20]

Enda bedre! Herlig!

Mere, mere!

[Suzy]

[Skusla]

Den var super....

[*Lavendel*]

....morsomt.....

[Midnattsol]

Og en liten historie på tirsdagskvelden:

Jeg våknet om morgenen den dagen jeg fylte 45

år. Jeg følte meg ikke særlig

bra, men håpet min kone ville gratulere

meg med dagen. Til min store

skuffelse sa hun ikke engang god morgen.

Ved frokostbordet snakket ikke engang barna

til meg. Da jeg kom på jobben

gratulerte min sekretær meg med dagen!

Jeg ble veldig glad, for hun var den

eneste av mine kollegaer som husket på

det.

Ved lunjstider sa min sekretær: " kanskje vi skulle

spise lunsj sammen?" Jeg

svarte at det var det hyggeligste som hadde

skjedd meg den dagen, så vi dro

for å ta et glass og noe å spise sammen.

På vei tilbake sa hun: " hvorfor skal vi

egentlig dra tilbake til jobben på

en slik dag?" - og så foreslo hun at vi

skulle dra hjem til henne i stedet.

Etter å ha fått servert en drink i hennes leilighet

sa hun: "er det greit

at jeg tar på noe mer uformelt?" Jeg

svarte "for et spørsmål!" og tenkte

for meg selv at dette kunne bli en interessant

opplevelse. Hun gikk inn

på soverommet, og etter en stund kommer

hun ut med en enorm kake,

etterfulgt av min kone, mine barn, min

sjef og alle mine kollegaer.

Og der satt jeg, som en idiot, helt naken i

sofaen.....