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Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.

Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that "Please go" just got replaced with "Have a nice day."

Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?

Hehe føler at det er mange butikker som følger Anya her :fnise:

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-Don`t jump to conclusions.

-I didn`t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were!

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Anya: I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

Xander's reply: And the amazing thing? STILL more romantic than Faith.

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Spike. "What's wrong Watcher, did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea?"

"Buffy Anne Summers

1981 - 2001

Beloved Sister

Devoted Friend

She Saved The World

A Lot"

Xander: But let's not try to forget, we're also your friends.

Anya: I'm not.

Buffy: Then why are you here? Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?

Anya: I provide much needed... sarcasm.

Buffy: It claimed to be the original evil, the one that came before anything else.

Anya: Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?"

[Anya practices her wedding vows]

Anya: I, Anya, promise to cherish you... Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise to have sex with you whenever... *I* want, and, uh...

[walking down off the platform]

Anya: uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...

Tara: Uh, sex poodle?

Anya: Yeah, why?

Tara: Um, I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.

"i laugh in the face of danger. then i hide until it goes away." -xander

JOYCE

Um, have we met?

SPIKE

You hit me with an axe one time.

(imitating her)

"Get the Hell away from my daughter!". . .

JOYCE

Oh. So. . . do you live here in town?

Umulig å bare velge en...

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Liker så godt en strofe fra "i've got a theory" (once more with feeling):

"And what's with all the carrots"

Humrer for meg selv hver gang jeg nynner på den sangen :fnise:

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Er stor Buffy og Angel fan. Elsker Charmed også.

Buffy har en god del gode sitater, husker egentlig ikke alle i hodet, men den TS sier er jo kjempe bra.

Også har vi den i sesong 3 episode 19, der de har et hemmelig møte med "The big bad" (tilfelle noen ikke har sett det så, sensurerte navnet) på skola

også kommer Snyder inn og sier noe ånt som dette

"Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people."

Grunnen til at den er så morsom er fordi på begynnelsen av episoden så driver Snyder å mistenker hele skole for å drive med narkotika, tror han tok matpakka til en også på grunn av det. Også sier han dette på slutten:

"Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people."

Må nesten sees for å se det morsomme i det tror jeg. Det kom liksom ikke fra rett person :ler:

Når jeg tenker meg om så får jeg vel ta et Byffy/Angel marraton på dvd snart. 2 år siden sist.

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Her er mine absolutte favoritter...

Xander (to Giles): You're like a textbook with arms.

Giles: The vampire is not dead?

Buffy: No, but my social life's on the critical list.

Cordelia: Well, does guns make you wanna have sex?

Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Buffy: This is Cordelias. "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal.-2

Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner? (Pause) I'll pretend I didn't say that.

Principal Snyder: There are things I will not tolerate. Students lurking around campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. Also, smoking.

Xander: Hey, look everyone! Giles has a television! He's shallow, like us!

Xander: Right, you can't just go "librum incendere" and expect [the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]

Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.

Xander: A bitca?

Vampire lacky: Does this sweater make me look fat?

Sunday: No the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.

Cordelia: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?

Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?

Wesley: Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation - preparation - preparation.

Buffy: That's one word three times.

Balthazar: A trade. Intriguing. No. Wait. Boring. Pull off his kneecaps!

Xander: I kind of had a problem with the math.

Willow: Which part?

Xander: The math.

Og, favoritten... selvsagt en Spike-quote:

Spike: Poor watcher, did your life flash before you? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?

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Det er så utrolig mange sitater som kunne vært lagt inn her (all honnør til manusforfatterne), men Spikes "Out. for. a. walk." (pause) "bitch", som allerede er nevnt, er übermorsom!!

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