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Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Sunday 18th February 2063 at 15:12,

that is to say in

1.730.683.474 ( sekundene går )

seconds,

at the age of 79,

soon after saying: "It's easy, I can do it!".

[FoxyFish]

jeg dør 31 mars 2072, i en alder av 85 år.

Så da vet jeg det.

[*Mina*]

Friday 18th October 2052 at 13:38

[Gjest Gjest_Bygdedyret_*]

friday 6th october 2051 at 13:25

89 år.

[Gjest Alabama]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Friday 17th March 2056 at 7:16,

that is to say in

1.512.145.355

seconds,

at the age of 72, N

dying of heart-attack watching a hardcore movie.

[Crash]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Tuesday 20th August 2058 at 13:26,

due to excessive amusement.

[Gjest Frk Åberg]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Thursday 21st May 2076 at 2:43,

at the age of 94,

stumbling over a tombstone and falling in a grave digged for someone else.

[mysan]

CERTIFIES THAT

you will pass away on 16/12/2049 at 10:32,

run down by a mad punk driving an electrical scooter.

Da er 91.

[Gjest Gjest]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Wednesday 28th November 2057 at 21:18,

that is to say in

1.565.843.164

seconds,

at the age of 79,

killed by a lethal fart inside a crowded lifter (the felon will never be identified)

[Gjest Medisinmannen]

Jeg blir 100,5 år

[IloveNY]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Sunday 17th November 2075 at 15:49,

that is to say in

2.132.864.791 seconds,

at the age of 87, N

soon after swearing on your life that you have always been faithful to him. (wtf! Betyr det at jeg blir drept av en ektemann som tror jeg har vært utro??? :klø: )

[Gjest Gjest_gjest_*]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Sunday 17th November 2075 at 15:49,

that is to say in

2.132.864.791 seconds,

at the age of 87, N

soon after swearing on your life that you have always been faithful to him. (wtf! Betyr det at jeg blir drept av en ektemann som tror jeg har vært utro??? :klø: )

Neida, det betyr at du faller død om fordi du løy... :gjeiper:

[Teriyaki]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Wednesday 12th March 2092 at 7:38,

that is to say in

2.647.503.114

seconds,

at the age of 101, N

for mistaking the bottle of vitamins with the one of laxatives.

Såpass

[Ambivalent]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Wednesday 22nd April 2076 at 23:30, at the age of 93, dying of a rare form of office claustrophobia..

Så kjedelig.

[loffen]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Tuesday 15th March 2050 at 13:13,

that is to say in

1.322.313.234

seconds,

at the age of 83,

committing suicide just to make this verdict come true.

[Olive]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Wednesday 13th January 2083 at 10:03,

that is to say in

2.358.239.840

seconds,

at the age of 94, N

stoned by hostesses after imprudently pronouncing the word "bomb" in a plane.

[Gjest Nedfall]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Saturday 9th October 2060 at 6:17,

that is to say in

1.655.703.455

seconds,

at the age of 87,

with you head jammed in a freezer.

*Pokker* Typisk min uflaks !

[Gjest Pax]

66 år gammel, av en sjelden form for forkjølelse.

[Gjest Gjest]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Wednesday 25th October 2051 at 7:32,

at the age of 84, N

flying out of your living-room window after stumbling on your new carpet.

Heretter blir det ikke handlet inn noen nye tepper

[Gjest Gjest_Sin_*]

Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on

Wednesday 5th February 2059 at 21:10,

that is to say in

1.602.877.323

seconds,

at the age of 78, N

devoured by a shoal of piranhas who had found refuge (nobody knows why) in your toilet bowl

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