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This is how you 'don't' want to be advised that your getting a

divorce!

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold...

A woman found out that her husband was cheating on

her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago.

So she sends him this care package.

He is excited to get a package from his wife back

home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made

cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and

they're all sitting around

having a great time eating the cookies and

watching some episodes of South Park.

Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts

to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking

his best friend's (insert word of choice here). After a few seconds,

he blows his load in her mouth and she turns

and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of

cookie dough.

She then looks at the camera and says, "By the

way, I want a divorce!"

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Det kan man vel kalle å bæsje skikkelig på leggen...

[Linemor]

en passe straff det da. likte den der