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[Gjest Gjest]

Hey guys!

This thing works so well for me that I decided that I might as well post it here :-)

Here you go:

The Easiest Way To Open Ever! Works 99.9999 percent of the time!

Me and my wing slowly drift to a position within one or two meters from the group we want to open.

Then we start talking and having fun.

After two or three minutes women get really curios about us. Or at least they get to realize that we are not creeps but fun friendly social people.

Then we either turn towards them and say hi or ask about something from our conversation... It does not matter anymore because They want to meet us

That's it. Get a wing, give it a try!

PS: Although a major application of the Proximity Opener would be in a bar, it worked equally well during the day at a local music festival.

PPS: If the group was sitting we would sit down next to them

[Gjest Gjest]

Why dont you just use a shepherd dog to herd the group of women into a barn? So much easier!

Or do what I do; Shoot them with sedative darts.

[Gjest Gjest]

Yeah!

I bring my most nerdy peeps and bring them down to the local bar for chatting with the long legged ladies.

Sounds like the perfect plan!

Why didn't I'll think of that :klø:

[Gjest Norsk nordmann fra norges land..]

Hvorfor skriver dere på engelsk egentlig.. ? Ska det verra så kult nå da ?

[Gjest StockDama]

itilfellet gjesten som skreiv inlegget ikke kan så godt norsk.

[Gjest Nedfall]

itilfellet gjesten som skreiv inlegget ikke kan så godt norsk.

Det var 2 gjester etterpå som skrev på samme språket..

[Gjest Gjest_Same_*]

Håper resten av tråden kan foregå på samisk!

[Gjest StockDama]

nedfall:

Hovedinnlegget var på engelsk, så da antar man vel at ts ikke kan norsk no særlig? så derfor har gjestene svart ts på det språket hovedinnlegget ble skrevet i.

[Gjest Alyx]

Garre biejvieh saemide orreme. garrebh gelkieh båetedh

noere boelveh eah byjehtidh :kaffe: . tjirkhmanne leam saemie

geervesiegne åajsoeminie.

ij laahkoe vielie govlh

[Cognizance]

Spaß!

:-D

[Gjest DyneTryne]

DO NOT WANT!!

[Koseslange]

DO NOT WANT!!

Don't wanna have fun ??