Overhørt i New York

[Gjest mela]

Foreigner: Excusa me, sir, I get the milk, yes?

Barista #1 holding steamed milk: No. You ordered a Doppio. You don't get no milk in a Doppio.

Foreigner, holding drink out to Barista #1: But the milk?

Barista #1, cradling milk: No! You don't get no fuckin' milk! Order a fuckin' latte, and then I'll give you some of this milk! You can pour yourself some of that stale shit from over there, but you don't get none of this milk!

Barista #2 grabs cup and pours the customer some milk.

Barista #2 to Barista #1: Shit, this ain't Valentine's Day -- don't you get emotional. It's some other holiday. Hell, it's Christmas. [To customer] Here you go, sir! Merry Christmas!

Mange flere her.

[Gjest Tanita]

<Erasmus> heh, I named my first tcl script test.tcl before realising tcl is generally pronounced "tickle"

www.bash.org

[Gjest Tanita]

supremeownage92: I think I am going to download gay porn to see what it's like

supremeownage92: I want to see if these guys actually enjoyed getting fucked in the ass

supremeownage92: my dad just walked in while I was looking at screens of it

fra bash.org

[Navnløs]

supremeownage92: I think I am going to download gay porn to see what it's like

supremeownage92: I want to see if these guys actually enjoyed getting fucked in the ass

supremeownage92: my dad just walked in while I was looking at screens of it

fra bash.org

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Uffda...

[Latee]

Tourist son: But what do they call Chinese food in China?

Tourist mom, thinking: I don't know honey, good question.

Hipster chick: [Whispering]... Vagina. [Whispering]... Vagina. [Whispering]... Haha, vagina!

Six people collectively: Shut up!

Four-year-old boy: Mom, what's a vagina?

Mom: It's a word that only fucking inconsiderate people say around four-year-olds.

Four-year-old: Mom, what's 'fucking'?

Hipster #1 walking past large inflatable snowman: Dude, I fucking hate Christmas. It's like, nothing but a giant celebration of modern consumer capitalism.

Hipster #2 gesturing to wreath on church door: Totally. Look, even the churches are advertising Christmas these days.

Blonde #1: Look -- a statue of Gandhi.

Blonde #2: Look how skinny he is.

Blonde #1: I'm hella-jealous.

Blonde #2: Ditto. I wonder how he did it.

Blonde #1: Anorexia, probably.

Blonde #2: Figures. Maybe him and Nicole Richie are related [giggles].

Blonde #1: I don't get it -- she's not Indian, is she?

[Gjest Tanita]