Etter som man modnes...

[Carrot]

I`ve learned that you cannot make somone love you, All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..

I`ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just are assholes..

I`ve learned that it takes years to bulid up trust, but only a bit of suspicion, not proof, to destroy it...

I`ve learned that you can get by on charm for just about fifteen minoutes, after that you better have a big willy or darn big boobs...

I`ve learned that you shouldn`t compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think...

I`ve learned that you can keep vomiting long afther you think you`re finished..

I`ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebreties..

I`Ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relasionship is at first, the passion fades, and there better be a whole lot of money there to take its place...

I`ve learned tha 99% of the time when something in your household isn`t working, it`s your kids who did it..

I`ve learned tha people you care for the most is the one who`s taken from you too soon and the less important ones just never go away...

I`ve learned that if you pass this on to your friends they`ll appreciate it, who knows, maybe something nice will come out of it for you? If not.... tough shit..

[Gjest Gjesta]

Verden er tøffere enn man lærte som barn. Men den blir ikke mindre tøff av at man mister illusjonene.