Subject: George Hu?

[Aquarius]

Har dere lest denne? George Bush er jo ikke så smart alltid. Dette er en samtalen mellom han og Condi. Om den er sann eller ei vites ikke.....

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new

leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader

of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of

milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe

we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can

you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Intellegens!

(HU'S ON FIRST - By James Sherman)

[trifolii]

Den mannen er ikke mye god!!

Trifolii

[Bridget]

Den må være oppdikta - kan ikke være så dum! Men god var den!

[Ruby]

Ingen som påstår at USA's president har den høyeste IQ i verden akkurat!!!! :blunke:

[Lille-Meg84]

den var god..

[Gjest Virvel]

Hææærlig!

...men for å være helt alvorlig: Bush er en skummel mann. Det er nifst å tenke på all den makten i hendene på en så...eh...lite egnet person...

Tror dere Bush hadde hatt godt av litt Pærebrus? Kanskje han hadde blitt litt mer fornuftig da? *fundere*

[Melian]

Er det flere nn meg som også så Crazee sin link til Dionaea's Advent Calendar?

Der er det mange bra

[Gjest chimp]

Dritbra!!! Den hadde jeg sansen for.....