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Test: Er du nazi?


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The Foot Soldier

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

Jaja....

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Enn du da Donnie? Har du tatt den?

Gjest Johan Wolfgang Von Goethe
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nope er ikke nazist

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Kan ikke si at jeg ble veldig overrasket! :D

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Nyttig å vite, ja..

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Enn du da Donnie? Har du tatt den?

Jepp.. Jeg blei ikke nazi heldigvis.

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Nesten alle ser ut til å bli expatriate. Samboeren ble ein Pig :ler: Huff... Men under Nazi tyskland hadde han nok måttet flykte eller dø i gasskammer på ordentlig.

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Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

Eh...oops :sjenert:

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Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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The Swine

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Hallo, sie sind ein Schweine!

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

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