Test: Er du nazi?

[Donnie Darko]

En liten gøyal test som finner ut hvor nazi du er.

NAZITESTEN

[Gjest Kongo Mongo Bongo]

Nope.

[Gjest *Snart medlem*]

Ikke akkurat sjokkert over mitt resultat i alle fall:

"The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi."

[Morea]

Nei, langt derifra. I følge meg selv og testen.

[LilleBille]

Behøver ikke noe test for å vite svaret på det gitt.

[Gjest SumoBryter]

Njahahaa....

Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

[liv]

You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Gjest Dum Perignon]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Tror rett og slett jeg uttrykte for stor tillit til politikerne.

[Gjest gjest1]

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

[Gjest Pedagogen]

Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

[Gjest Gjesta]

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Lestat]

Fikk denne jeg:

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Gjest Gjest]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 2% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 55% on patriotic

Mange liker å kalle liberalister som meg høyreekstreme nazister. Men denne testen fikk jo frem det jeg mener er den viktigste forskjellen; at liberalister ønsker en svak stat, mens nazizter og andre like grupperinger ønsker en sterk stat. Derfor kan man konkludere med at nazister og andre galninger hører til på venstresiden.

[Gjest Gjesten]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Stemmer nok det... Eg hadde nok ikkje tort å sei noko imot noko, e nok beire på å stikke av ja.

[Anglofil]

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Mvh Yvonne

[Gjest Bellatrix]

The German Civilian

Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[Gjest Gitte]

Ble Hitler Himself jeg...

[Gjest StoreSky]

Linken funker ikke hos meg...

[Gjest Bellatrix]

Ble Hitler Himself jeg...

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[Gjest StoreSky]

ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

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