Beste vits

[PurpleRain]

Hei

Hvis noen spurte deg om du kunne fortelle en vits, hvilken ville du fortalt? 

Humor me!

[AnonymBruker]

Åh, så fin statue, er det marmor? Nei, det er mormor.

 

Hhihihihihih

Anonymkode: f2dcf...bf4

[Gjest Winza]

Alle mine vitser er tørre men jeg har en fast en jeg bruker å dra fram ved slike tilfeller..

Hva bruker hønen til å ordne seg på håret? En hårhøner

[PurpleRain]

Min er:

To bananer gikk nedover en vei, den ene var grønn, den andre var gul. Den grønne gikk litt foran den gule og gjemte seg i en busk. Når den gule bananen gikk forbi hoppet den grønne frem og sa «Bø!». Så sa den gule «Åååå, du er så umoden!».

Endret 9. mai 2018 av PurpleRain

[SardintrollReturns]

Hvorfor har svenskene på seg pysj når de kjører motorsykkel?

Fordi de legger seg i svingene.....

 

[Lord Friendzone]

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".