Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry - hvilken sykdom er du?

[Gjest Gjesta]

Nick:

Congratulations! You are suffering from

Alwa's Disorder.

Cause: viral

Symptoms: euphoria, glowing, loss of libido

Cure: take four anti-depressants every day for the rest of your life

Får jeg både antidepressiva og Viagra på blå resept tro??

Navn:

Cause: exposure to radiation

Symptoms: smiling, drooping eyelids, occasional tufts of hair

Cure: take three spoons of cod liver oil every day for the rest of your life

Bortsett fra håret stemte det mye bedre

[Gjest Emera]

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from

Emera's Lurgy.

Cause: smoking

Symptoms: frequent puncture wounds, grunting, frequent pale skin

Cure: fresh air

Høh! Kvakksalvere!!

Jeg som aldri har røykt en sigarett...

[Gjest Embla s]

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from

Embla sosis.

Cause: a significant alignment of the stars

Symptoms: turning into a wolf, sudden phantom pregnancy, dizziness

Cure: Kryptonite

:klø:

[Gjest Gjesten]

Textbook example. You are suffering from

Attegløyma's Syndrome.

Cause: a significant alignment of the stars

Symptoms: vague hyperactivity, lust, glowing aura, vague headaches

Cure: acupuncture

Uffa....

[Gjest MrsL]

Min sykdom:

Congratulations! You are suffering from

MrsLitis.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: being able to fire webs from wrists, slightly excess of money, mildly temporary invisibility

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

[Windy]

På navnet mitt:

I thought as much. You are suffering from

***osis.

Cause: lack of cheese

Symptoms: whitening of teeth, peeling skin, vague chills, turning into a wolf

Cure: Kryptonite

Og jeg som akkurat har bleket tenna!

Den på nicket mitt var ikke noe morsom