Geografi på en kvinne...

[Gjest Nathalie]

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The Geography of a Woman:

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas

Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan:

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars

Between the ages of 30-35 she is like India or Spain:

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty

Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France og Argentina:

She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia og Iraq:

She lost war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary

Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada:

Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away

Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like Englnad og Mongolia:

With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan:

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man:

Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Zimbabwe:

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