Brae vitser

[AnonymBruker]

Har noen et par morsomme vitser å komme med så skriv gjerne ned  husk at en god latter forlenger livet

Anonymkode: 3ca20...407

[super-s]

Per Sandberg. 

Endret 9. mars 2016 av super-s
Skriveleif

[Jerry Lee]

Brae?? Ingenting som heter det. Beklager. ☺

[super-s]

Men for å komme med den type vits du sikkert etterspurte, så kan jeg komme med den som var favoritten min i flere år. De norske versjonene jeg fant da jeg googlet var dårlig skrevet, så poster den heller på engelsk:

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica, this is your lucky day". 

[Gjest Lady Mondegreen]

An ancient Greek goes to a ­tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”