Beste filmreplikker.

[Lutetium 71]

''You gotta shave before you put on a dress like that...and I don't mean your legs!''

''Godt at ingen fikk den feite kua i huet''

''Vem oder was ist ein Gefreiter Butz?''

''After all this time, Severus?''

''Always''

''Look how they have massacred my boy''

''Does he look like a bitch?!?''

''No? Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett?''

og egentlig hele ''what does Marcellus Wallace look like''-dialogen :D

10 poeng til den som tar alle uten å google

Gudfaren?

[Lutetium 71]

I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we … are the cure.

Veldig enig!

Edit:

Mortem! Filmen begynner med M, og kretser rundt liv og levnet til en Jesus/Supermann karakter. Mye drama i denne!

Endret 8. januar 2012 av Lutetium 71

[Gjest Anuket]

"Peter, you have always been hot-tempered ... If the Savior made her worthy, who are you to reject her?"

[Lutetium 71]

Skal ikke si at den er "best" på noe vis, men den er min absolutte favoritt-harryreplikk:

Karakteren til Steven Seagal i filmen "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory" etter at han har festet en personsøker til en hjemmelaget bombe:

I gotta go beep somebody.

[Anglofil]

"Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?"

"We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal."

"How do you like your brandy, sir?"

"In a glass"

Mvh Yvonne

[Gjest uAnonymBruker]

Di inntørka mensblodbefengte rævrotte slingrefitte

[Gjest hmrk]

Di inntørka mensblodbefengte rævrotte slingrefitte

HAHA! Hvor var den fra?

[Gjest uAnonymBruker]

HAHA! Hvor var den fra?

Terkel i knipe

[Gjest EryMax]

Snakk om splitta personlighet

[AnonymBruker]

I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we … are the cure.

Som realist irriterte det sitatet meg ekstremt da jeg så filmen - det er ikke biologisk riktig i det hele tatt (at pattedyr instinktivt utvikler seg i likevekt med omgivelsene. Kan jo ta gnagerår som et eksempel, det er bare at vi har lengre generasjonstid og flere overlevelsesstrategier. Virus regnes gjerne ikke som en organisme en gang, og er heller ikke den eneste som sprer seg...). Møkkafilm

Er ellers elendig til å huske sitater...

[Paw]

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

[Paw]

Den absolutt beste! (og lengste )

"I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life. Don't forget to visit your mother. "

[MockingJay]

Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing. "

Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. "

Arwen :

"From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken:

The crownless again shall be king."

Doktor. Grace Augustine: So you just figured you'd come here, to the most hostile environment known to men, with no training of any kind, and see how it went? What was going through your head?

Jake Sully: Maybe I was sick of doctors telling me what I couldn't do.

Jake Sully : "I see you"

Neytiri: "I see you"

Jake Sully :"They didn't even have a word for 'lie'. "

Elsker spesielt den siste! Er ikke fra orginal dvden da, er på Special Edition:)

[Mermaid Blues]

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"Oh...he didn't know"

"Because out here it's kill your parents, fuck your friends and have a nice day!"

"If you saved my life, you must've saved it for a good reason. If you throw me out now it's like you never opened your door - like you let me die right there in front of it"

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiith a HERRING"

"If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever"

"Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, EXCUSE ME! If you don't mind. The corpse. Still has. The floor"

"Goddamn it Chief, you about as big as a damn mountain!"

"I bought the airline. [Pause] It seemed neater."

"I shall miss Earth, it has great potential."

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man"

...osv

[Armitage]

Arthur: Ford?

Ford: Yeah?

Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...

Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

[carves "V" into poster on wall]

V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

V: [giggles]

V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey Hammond: Are you, like, a crazy person?

V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?

Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.

V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.

Evey Hammond: What does that mean?

V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

Sweet Pea: Who honors those we love with the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real, and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live, and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us, and who holds the key to set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

Endret 8. januar 2012 av Armitage

[Gjest Nuppdupp]

"hasta la vista baby" sier det alltid til mine venner som har spansk som morsmål hehe

[Gjest hogwash]

Sweeney Todd: [singing about razors]

These are my friends.

See how they glisten.

See this one shine,

how he smiles in the light.

My friend, my faithful friend.

Speak to me, friend.

Whisper, I'll listen.

I know, I know.

You've been locked out of sight all these years.

Like me, my friend.

Well, I've come home

To find you waiting.

Home, and we're together,

And we'll do wonders, won't we?

[Gjest MorAase]

: You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles - we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.

[Gjest MorAase]

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way...

[Brunhilde]

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Tror denne er min favoritt

Veldig fin replikk, men den skrives slik: "My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."